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Swimming Demotivational Poster

CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961


WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!

TAGS: cat shark attack swimming ocean teeth
Rating: 2.54/5

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Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:14 pm
tigershark amirite?


THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.

THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!

SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.

TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am
Clever wordplay.

VOLUNTEER LIFE GUARD - Budget cuts aside, perhaps a younger person would be a better choice.

TAGS: lifeguard old man swimming
Rating: 3.67/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:31 am
those look more like zombies trying to eat thet guy

SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!

TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

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michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - The Olympic committee created the BMX freestyle category for swimming.

JESUS SAVES... - wanna test it? just go swimming with that around your neck

TAGS: jesus saves swimming cross
Rating: 1.58/5

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asd - November 25, 2008, 7:14 pm
guys these are gypsies.........livin on the streets, and can afford that (solid gold, mind you)
Gnome3 - September 12, 2008, 3:25 am
Gman - September 12, 2008, 3:20 am
he has his bling on



TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.87/5

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Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.

Honey Wagon Train -

TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~

WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?

TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody shit in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm

WISDOM - "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Edward Buffett -

SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals

SWIMMING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: swimming
Rating: 1.36/5


TAGS: swimming in it
Rating: 5/5

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Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:40 pm
For some reason I feel this will give me nightmares. 5 Chocolate Bunnies
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:30 am
Gives death by chocolate a new meaing
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:51 pm
HA! Sign me up for that too Haar. It couldn't be any worse. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am
Amsome 5L


TAGS: swimming with the fishes cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 7:42 pm
"High ho, Silver!"

SARCASM: - it does not have to be subtle

SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!

PUBLIC POOL DONT'S - It's disturbing that we need this sign

WOMEN IN THEIR SPARE TIME - Hey, Can I Swim With You!!??

SQUIDS!! - squids. quietly awesome.

Life -


You Only Live Once -

Just Add Water -

MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!

Far From Shore -

GO HUNTING OR SPEND A DAY FISHING - Why choose when you can do both!

TAGS: swimming deer
Rating: 4.6/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:49 am
Beautiful deer...these guys are my heroes.
TheBarnShark - January 12, 2011, 1:13 am
If you reverse the order of those pictures, that guy looks like a sick f*ck.

Rise in Ocean Level -


pee pool -



THAT'S WHY - Mama always told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before going swimming.

TAGS: atomic blast water swimming mom eat
Rating: 2.59/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
There she goes. Terrible waste though.

AARON PIERSOL - Would T. Owens let you have a photo with him?

A League Of My Own -

TAGS: partying drinking alcohol swimming humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 25, 2014, 12:44 am
Thank you for the comments and great ratings. :)
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 7:19 pm
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 5:54 pm
Great set of poster5 Greybeard.
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 12:03 pm

real nice series. well done dude :)

Advice -


TAGS: sewage india swimming wading blargh
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:20 pm
"...And it was one of those times I felt like my job was to empty port-a-potties: That I was gonna be catching 'chit all-day!" - Bill Engvall
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2016, 12:23 pm
This man is a Dalit, an "untouchable". The Brahmans wouldn't do this for themselves or their fellow man if their lives depended on it! The Dalits are their economic slaves.